Marisa Girardi Presents

They are related to the Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Yeti and Wookie families and their lineage is virtually prehistoric. They like trees and mountains - a lot.

Very few Hairrison Couchies have ever been seen, although it’s not for lack of trying. Though they are by nature reclusive, they can’t resist a photo opportunity and will strike an outlandish pose whenever a camera is pointing in their direction. They are thought to excrete a unique vapour (some would call it a stink) that spreads at remarkable speeds and has a corrosive effect on metal and plastic, which could account for the lack of photographic documentation.

We managed to get these photos of Argewabli the hairiest Hairrison Couchie with a camera made of wood. He won this year’s hotly contested “Who’s the Hairiest” competition.

Argewabli is a young Hairrison who still finds it very amusing to hide around corners and shout “Haaar!” when someone approaches all unsuspecting. But don’t be fooled - he is a very sensitive creature who cries easily. And he isn’t really squint - he just does it for effect.